Musicians in Bathrooms featuring Unicorn Meat
Author: Special to CH2 | Photographer: M.KAT Photography
Band: Unicorn Meat
Musicians: Joseph Vicars & Jevon Daly
What’s your sign?
Unicorn Meat: One way. Or the yield sign. We like them both a lot.
Most underrated song that, in your opinion, should be a classic:
UM: “What Does the Fox Say?”
Biggest compliment you’ve ever gotten from a fan?
UM: “Hey man, nice shorts.”
What is your favorite piece to perform?
UM: “Reese’s Pieces”
What do you sing in the shower?
UM: Unicorns don’t take showers. Only glorious bubble baths. But in those situations, we usually have Barbara Streisand, Cher or some other B-list performer sing for us whilst we bathe.
Favorite cereal?
UM: That’s a weird question. Don’t really have one. Maybe Ted Bundy or Jeffrey Dahmer if we had to choose.
At what venue do you most like to perform?
UM: Carnegie Hall
Most requested song at shows?
UM: Old ladies often ask us to play Tupac or DMX songs.
First concert you attended?
UM: The original performance of the 1812 Overture, by Tchaikovsky
Favorite artist?
UM: Duh, Bob Ross.
Place you go to get away from it all?
UM: The Dairy Queen in Hoboken, New Jersey.
Do you tweet, gram or book? What’s your handle?
UM: UnicornMeet for Insta, Unicorn Meat on FB
Who would star as you in the epic retelling of your life on film?
UM: Chuck Norris and Rick Flair, most likely.
First instrument you ever learned to play?
UM: The jazz kazoo
Song you were thrilled to finally master?
UM: “Master of Puppets” and “Thriller”
What do you wish you knew more about?
UM: We know so much already. We could probably use a lesson in knowing less.
What animal do you most identify with?
UM: Seriously? You really have to ask that? Obviously, it’s an aardvark.
If you got super-famous and had to change your name, what would your new name be?
UM: Terry
What famous musician would you love to sing a duet with?
UM: Kanye West. He is so terrible at singing that, by comparison, we would sound incredible.
You can watch Jos and Jevon perform at the dunes house in palmetto dunes resort every Friday from 5-8p.m.
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